DeathClan Be Prepared!

Darkstar: I know that your powers of retention,
Are as wet as a worthog's backside -stalks Yewpelt-
But thick as you are, PAY ATTENTIOM! -whacks away her mouse-
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions,-waves paw infront of her face-
the lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and sucessions -prepares to pounce-
Even you can't be caught unawares -surprises Foxclaw and Redthorn-
So prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A snining new era is tip-toeing nearer
Redthorn: And where do we feature?
Darkstar: Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am giving my dues
And injustice deliciously squared, -kicks Yewpet into a pit-
Be prepared!
Foxclaw: Yeah! We'll be prepared! Heh heh, we'll be prepared! Heh, for what?
Darkstar: For the death of the king!
Foxclaw: Why, is he sick?
Darkstar: No, fool, we're gonna kill'em, and Simba too
Redthorn: Great idea! Who needs a king?
Redthorn/Foxclaw/Yewpelt: No king! No king! Lalalalalala!~
Darkstar: IDIOTS! There will be a king!
Foxclaw: Yeah, but you said-
Darkstar: I will be king!
Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry AGAIN!
Redthorn/Foxclaw/Yewpelt: YAY! Alright! Long live the king!
DeathClan: Long live the king! Long live the king!
Its great that we'll soon be connected, -cats march through DeathClan tunnels-
with a king who'll be all time adored!
Darkstar: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected,
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though i'm the main addressee,
The point that I must emphasize is..
YOU WONT GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!! -scares Abysslake into a pit-
So prepare for the coup of the century,
Be prepared for the murkiest scam!
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll,
Be the king undisputed,
Respected, saluted
And seen FOR THE WONDER I AM!
Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared
BE PREPARED!!
DeathClan: Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared!
All: BE PREPARED!!